February 2012
I want to make a chocolate espresso cake but there is no one to eat it if I make the effort.
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me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
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me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
Everyone’s been asking us if we’re going any further with the relationship...
–
Martin Freeman (via psychopathsgetbored)
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Somehow got tricked into seeing Tower Heist instead of J. Edgar.
Walking into a theatre and expecting to see Leo’s name, and then Ben Stiller’s pops up is a horrifying experience.
The scariest moment is always just before you start.
– Stephen King (via misswallflower)